Aug 6, 2009

What Happens When....

Musings of A Beautiful Mess
...Aunt Beck comes for a visit? Actually THE Aunt Becky didn't come for a visit *cry*, but her business card did! And here is what happened....

First, we had a cup of coffee and some girl talk. We, of course, had to get to know each other a bit more. We read each others blogs, but sitting across from one another with a nice cup of coffee seems more intimate, ya know? She told me about her glamorous life in Chicago and I told her about my boring life in Oregon. I asked if she wanted to go see the tractors and combines, but she declined. Very politely, I might add. *shrugs shoulders* It's what this town has to offer. I didn't say it was exciting...



Then we went outside in the backyard to have some fun! She met our resident dinosaur, Rexy. Who is always very cranky, but Aunt Becky must be the Dino Whisper, because he was so calm after they talked. I was able to take this picture, that's how calm he was! He NEVER lets us near him. Now, however, he's as sweet as a kitten! Thank you Aunt Becky for taming Rexy!

Then we laid out for a bit to tan our lovely selves. We grabbed a towel, I let her use one of my bikinis and we got all oiled up. We were gossiping like teenagers. We talked about which boys were SO cute. Which ones we thought weren't worth out time and which ones we'd let kiss us *GIGGLE*

We listened to music while we laid out and danced around a bit. Aunt Becky can DANCE! Don't let her tell you any different! We grooved! I showed her how to do the butterfly and she showed me how to do the Hustle. It was like our own personal dance party. I was really wishing I had bought that stripper pole because I'll bet ya she could show me a thing or two on that thing! Oh well, next time!

Once we were tired and out of breath from dancing, we laid back down and started Twittering on the DSi. It's not as cool as her iphone, but it worked. Everyone was SO jealous that I was hanging out with Aunt Becky! Heather even told me to send her pictures. Which, I did. Sorry Aunt Becky, but they were TOO good not to share! Then......


Some guys rolled on by. Because...hello! We're in bikinis and all oiled up! We were BOUND to get hit on. They asked us if we wanted a ride in their "rig". I was a bit unsure, but Aunt Becky convinced me and we hopped on it. They took us on a nice ride. That thing is very bouncy! the one guy was a bit "handsy" and he wasn't accepting that we were having a "girls day" and so we had to knock him down an notch or two and we came home. Thankfully Aunt Becky has an AMAZING way with words and left the one guy rocking back and forth in the fetal position crying for his mommy. *high five* way to go Aunt Becky!!!



We REALLY needed/wanted a drink or two after that. I got out the Bud Light Lime (shut up! it's good shit, yo!), Kahlua, and Schnapps. We drank and drank and smoked *bad girls* and talked and laughed and had a BLAST! We might have gotten a LITTLE bit carried away and MAY (or may not) have swam topless. But if they're no pictures, then there is no proof. Right Bex? (see how cool I am and how BFF's we are? I can call her Bex *smug*) After we drank all the booze in the house we decided to relax...


We went for a nice swim/float in the pool. I don't remember how Evil Pink Duck got in our raft, but there she was. I've never EVEN met Evil Pink Duck before. Oooohhh NOW I remember....we picked her up with the guys. She was in the truck when we got in. Apparently we took her home to party with us. I haven't seen her since. I hope she had fun! Did she go home with you, Bex?


So all in all, Aunt Becky and I had a GREAT day! I was sad to see her leave, but she had to. She has lots of other adventures to go on. You can read all about them HERE!

17 friends have commented:

GeekByMarriage on August 6, 2009 at 11:51 PM said...

LMFAO You crack me up, girl! BEX will love this!

Kristin on August 7, 2009 at 6:56 AM said...

Too funny!

Marie on August 7, 2009 at 7:06 AM said...

I love it! That was great

becomingwhole on August 7, 2009 at 10:53 AM said...

all-some
i love it!

MissMeliss on August 7, 2009 at 11:31 AM said...

OMG that was hysterical! :-) maybe next time i could join ya!!!

melissa

Aunt Becky on August 7, 2009 at 2:28 PM said...

Best time I've had in years. And man, the pictures that were too R-Rated? HOT.

We have Angel Wings on August 7, 2009 at 4:23 PM said...

LOL!

That was funny. Next time, I want to tag along too.

Sunny on August 7, 2009 at 4:53 PM said...

Man, I wish *I* looked that good in a bikini!

Sheliza on August 7, 2009 at 6:52 PM said...

oh em gee you are a mess! hahaha :D

Nissa on August 8, 2009 at 2:21 PM said...

LOL! Loves it:)
I haven't been able to fit in a bikini that small since Junior High! I am jealous LOL

Clio on August 8, 2009 at 4:39 PM said...

you girls had so much much it should be illegal ;)
this was f*&%ing hilarious! did you ever find out what happened to the evil pink duck afterwards?
LOL

by the way, I have an award waiting for you at my blog.

My name is Andy. on August 10, 2009 at 5:47 AM said...

That was great!

My name is Andy. on August 10, 2009 at 10:55 AM said...

Now I have to ask.. how do you twitter on a DSI?

Flying Monkeys on August 17, 2009 at 9:07 PM said...

Hilarious! I loved the bikini!

Coffeegrl on August 25, 2009 at 11:13 AM said...

You crack me up! You sure know how to show a gal a good time!!

gingermagnolia on August 29, 2009 at 8:47 AM said...

Hahaha, this was great! Loving Becky's adventures!

Blogger on October 7, 2016 at 7:51 AM said...

I have just installed iStripper, and now I can watch the sexiest virtual strippers on my desktop.

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