Husband and I are VERY strange. We toss insults at each other in a loving fashion A LOT. His mom always tells us to get a long and behave. We hardly ever fight, but when we do...oh it is less then pretty.
The other day he was playing his computer game *computer geek* and he told me he named his character after me *lame*
Him: Hey hon, I named my new character after you!
Me: You did? What ya name her? Princess?
Him: No, I named her "slut face" *laughing his ass off*
Me: *laughing my ass off* Seriously, did you?! And if so, did you tell everyone you named her after me, cause that would be REALLY funny!?
Him: No I didn't really name her that, but your right, that would be funny.
I still don't know what his character's name is, but I got a good laugh out of that one.
THEN, this morning...I was texting a friend and he had mentioned he hadn't had his coffee yet and it was almost 9 in the morning! Husband asked what I was gasping at...
Him: What's so shocking over there? Who ya texting?
Me: Eric and he said he hasn't had any coffee yet this morning, but he IS in fact a coffee drinker. I don't get it!
Him: *realizes this isn't an important conversation and I'm sure regrets even asking* Maybe he doesn't feel like having coffee yet.
Me: *appalled* How can you NOT drink coffee if you're a coffee drinker, I don't understand! Coffee is a beautiful and amazing thing. I don't see how anyone can live without it.
Him: Just like you
Me: *laughing really loud* Awww that was sweet....*still laughing*
Him: I know, thought ya might like that one. I just scored brownie points.
Me: No you didn't, you just made up for bugging the crap out of me last night before we went to bed
Him: Dammit...Am I EVER going to be in the positive side of the brownie point scale?
Me: Nope, you fail!
There are SO many more insulting conversations we have, but I don't have time to type them all out and I'm betting nobody would want to read about them. Our marriage is unconventional to say the least, but I wouldn't have it any other way. We are crazy, crass, and fully in love with each other. It is good times. However come next week after he gets laid off and is home 24-freakin-7 I might need a place to escape. If you see a short woman with unruly hair walking up your walk, it is me in DIRE need of a break from my husband. Please let me in....